Can I be bought? Of course!

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After a lecture, a participant recently asked me: “𝘎𝘰Ėˆð˜Ŋð˜Ŋð˜ĩð˜Ķð˜Ŋ 𝘚𝘊ð˜Ķ ð˜Ūð˜Ē𝘭 ð˜Ģð˜Ķ𝘊 ð˜ķð˜Ŋð˜ī 𝘷𝘰ð˜ģð˜Ģð˜Ķ𝘊 ð˜īð˜Īð˜Đð˜Ēð˜ķð˜Ķð˜Ŋ? 𝘞𝘊ð˜ģ ð˜ļð˜ķĖˆð˜ģð˜Ĩð˜Ķð˜Ŋ ð˜Ēð˜ķð˜Īð˜Đ ð˜Ĩð˜Ē𝘧ð˜ķĖˆð˜ģ ð˜Ģð˜Ķð˜ŧð˜Ēð˜Đ𝘭ð˜Ķð˜Ŋ…”.

Strange question, I thought…
All right, to clear up any misunderstandings:

𝗝𝗔, ð—Ķð—ķð—ē ð—ļ𝗞Ėˆð—ŧð—ŧð—ēð—ŧ 𝗚ð—ķ𝗰ð—ĩ “ð—ēð—ķð—ŧð—ļð—Ū𝘂ð—ģð—ēð—ŧ”.

ð—Ąð—ēð—Ŋð—ēð—ŧ 𝗚ð—ēð—ķð—ŧð—ēð—ŋ ð—Ģð—ŋ𝗞ð—ģð—ē𝘀𝘀𝘂ð—ŋ ð—Ūð—ŋð—Ŋð—ēð—ķ𝘁ð—ē ð—ķ𝗰ð—ĩ ð—Ūð—đ𝘀 𝗕ð—ēð—ŋð—Ū𝘁ð—ēð—ŋ 𝗚ð—ķ𝘁 ð—Ķ𝗰ð—ĩ𝘄ð—ēð—ŋð—―ð˜‚ð—ŧð—ļ𝘁 ð—Ū𝘂ð—ģ ð—Ķ𝗞ð—ģ𝘁𝘄ð—Ūð—ŋð—ē-ð—Ī𝘂ð—Ūð—đð—ķ𝘁ð—ŪĖˆð˜, 𝗞𝗜, 𝗖𝗜ð—Ē/𝗖𝗘ð—Ē-𝗖𝗞ð—Ū𝗰ð—ĩð—ķð—ŧð—ī, 𝗜𝗧-ð—Đð—ēð—ŋ𝘁ð—ŋð—ŪĖˆð—īð—ē, ð—Ģð—ŋ𝗞𝗷ð—ēð—ļ𝘁ð—ŋð—ē𝘁𝘁𝘂ð—ŧð—ī, 𝘂.𝘃.𝗚.

If the fee is right, I’ll even come and mow your lawn (unlike the other topics, however, there’s no guarantee of quality here).

The only thing you can’t buy is sheet music….
(… before anyone gets creative).

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